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Aug 31, 2014 / 98,521 notes




what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

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Aug 31, 2014 / 4,577 notes



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you ever go to a party and realize you wasted a good outfit

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Aug 30, 2014 / 2 notes

Captain’s Log - August 30, 2014

I set sail today to my new quarters. It’s a kingdom called Toscana in the lands of Irvine. It’s a small shelter but it will do. My companion and I decided to name our place either “The Wall” or “Castle Black.” I think it’s a rather appropriate name because I’ve decided to dress as the man who knows nothing for Halloween, Jon Snow (hair, sword, peascod, cape, and all). It will be perfect when we recruit the newbies to the team. I’m hoping that everything will work out well in the next few weeks. I’ve been training hard in my fighting (dancing) skills and hopefully I can shake off a few or two white walkers (aka other dancers) but I’m really proud of my skills in combat (dance) right now. I feel like this is my best work (choreo) yet. Only time will tell if I’m ready for such a task and if I will be chosen as new Lord Commander or to lead a hunt (dance workshop). I just hope this year I can find my Ygritte and not have her die on me. I know this may break my vows but sometimes love conquers all, as corny as it is. In this case, All Love (my team’s motto). But yeah, I pledge my life and  honor to the Night’s Watch for this night and for all the nights to come.

Aug 27, 2014 / 31,888 notes






Guy whose appearance doesn’t match his personality by Kc James


That dada dada da killed me lmao

That sweater is moist though

I got hella hoes.

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Aug 27, 2014 / 122,943 notes

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There’s a difference between somebody who wants you and somebody who would do anything to keep you.

Remember that.

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there is a difference between people who are smart and people who get good grades

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Aug 23, 2014 / 514 notes

Pun of the day!!!


I heard oxygen & magnesium were going out & I was like OMg

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when she say “we need to talk”…
Aug 22, 2014 / 14,950 notes


when she say “we need to talk”…

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