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Sep 14, 2014 / 643,738 notes

itsninjam:

tedmosbyisnotajerk:

if anyone ever asks me what tumblr is i’m gonna show them this video and just walk away

GOD ITS 5AM AND IM TRYING TO HOLD IN MY LAUGHTER FUCK

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Zarathustra the cat with his life size portrait by Claude Monet.
Sep 6, 2014 / 93,221 notes

Zarathustra the cat with his life size portrait by Claude Monet.

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kushandwizdom:

ThisLoveQuote
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I really like this look.
Sep 6, 2014 / 192 notes

I really like this look.

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eternityinalake:

welcome to the 12th inning of a college baseball game

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Aug 31, 2014 / 210,820 notes

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

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Aug 31, 2014 / 20,862 notes

hirxeth:

FUCKING WAIT

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Aug 31, 2014 / 2,218 notes

hip-hop-lifestyle:

you ever go to a party and realize you wasted a good outfit

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Aug 30, 2014 / 2 notes

Captain’s Log - August 30, 2014

I set sail today to my new quarters. It’s a kingdom called Toscana in the lands of Irvine. It’s a small shelter but it will do. My companion and I decided to name our place either “The Wall” or “Castle Black.” I think it’s a rather appropriate name because I’ve decided to dress as the man who knows nothing for Halloween, Jon Snow (hair, sword, peascod, cape, and all). It will be perfect when we recruit the newbies to the team. I’m hoping that everything will work out well in the next few weeks. I’ve been training hard in my fighting (dancing) skills and hopefully I can shake off a few or two white walkers (aka other dancers) but I’m really proud of my skills in combat (dance) right now. I feel like this is my best work (choreo) yet. Only time will tell if I’m ready for such a task and if I will be chosen as new Lord Commander or to lead a hunt (dance workshop). I just hope this year I can find my Ygritte and not have her die on me. I know this may break my vows but sometimes love conquers all, as corny as it is. In this case, All Love (my team’s motto). But yeah, I pledge my life and  honor to the Night’s Watch for this night and for all the nights to come.

Aug 27, 2014 / 32,040 notes

princess-fellatio:

tomorrow-for-sure:

hazeleyed1:

struggleflavoredpancakemix:

vinegod:

Guy whose appearance doesn’t match his personality by Kc James

DADA DADA DA

That dada dada da killed me lmao

That sweater is moist though

I got hella hoes.

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